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'Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. Meet Daisy, the first cow to jump over it.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Night of the Zombonies.

Head over Hooves

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."