Moonwalker Admirer Pillows

'Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. Meet Daisy, the first cow to jump over it.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Michael Jackson.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Parking meter on the moon.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

"So what do you do for a living?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."