Moon Wanderer Gifts

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Questions

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Save our Planet.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Astronaut

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...