Moon Traveler Gifts

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Hi, Mom!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

ET Mishap

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'