Moon Tourist Gifts

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Blue Origin

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"You are here"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Celestial Navigation

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Moon Souvenirs

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Glimpses One Dollar

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

UFO

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"