Moon Mission Enthusiasts Gifts

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Moon: Made in China

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Moon Souvenirs

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"Here it comes!"

A full moon

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.