Moon Aficionados Gifts

"I've been considering your request for a transfer, Finchley."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Moon Souvenirs

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"I'm your sun!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

A full moon