Moon Landing Enthusiast Gifts

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

Moon net.

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronaut

First Contact

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Moon Souvenirs

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Glimpses One Dollar