Moon Landing Fanatic Gifts

"Ruddy germans got here first!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

First Contact

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronaut

Moon Souvenirs

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"You have twenty eight days to live."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

A full moon

The First Man to Ride the Moon