Moon Landing Aficionados Gifts

Martini I lands on the moon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

GCSEs

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

Moon: Made in China

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Climbing to the moon...

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronaut

"FREEDOM!!!"

First Contact

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Moon Souvenirs