Moon Landing Aficionados T-Shirts

Martini I lands on the moon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

GCSEs

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Climbing to the moon...

First Contact

Astronaut

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Moon Souvenirs

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar