Moon Aficionados T-Shirts

"I've been considering your request for a transfer, Finchley."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Moon Souvenirs

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm your sun!"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

A full moon

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Here it comes!"

'Now let's explore your dark side.'