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Wolf's howling cracks the moon.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

NASA Special

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

A were-cow.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)