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"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Moon: Made in China

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Krill, baby, krill."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

A were-cow.

Cleaning up space junk.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

One of a kind.

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Moon Souvenirs

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Sunset

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"