Lunar Admirers Pillows

Lunar Eclipse

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

A were-cow.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

One of a kind.

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

Sunset

Moon Souvenirs

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'