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"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Son, that's the moon. We bark at it because...well, it just seems to be the best thing to do.'

Luna - short for Lunatic.

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf

Cleaning up space junk.

'Hi, Mom!'

Oberserving asteroids.

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

A woman in front of the full moon and a man in front of the moon.

Scarecrow and Moon

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Man in the moon, plus toupee.

A man gesturing at the moon

Cow jumps over moon

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

Every full moon, Veronica turns into Were-Ronica.

Computer with moon screensaver

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

"What the...?! Hey! Do you have NASA clearance to do that Buddy?"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

How moons are born...

Wolf Email to the Moon

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"The moon looks beautiful."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"