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"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Swinging on a star.

Night of the Zombonies.

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Pole Star

A were-cow.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

Next World Tours

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Mars Rover

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

How moons are born...

A man gesturing at the moon

The Moo-Walk

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Spring Break Monolith