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Pole Star

Swinging on a star.

Opening the door to new customers

A Venus cow trap.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"He's a keeper!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

A day in the life of a dog.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Custer's last tan.

'How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a while?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"This should put me in good with the boss. I' sending my report with a sunny spot attachment."

"I've solved the windowless office problem."

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

The fleeting moment

"How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a little while?"

Hey! You're hogging the sunbeam again!

Cat Thermostat

Catching a Cloud

'Those had better not be army ants again.'

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

Catman

"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?"