Moment Catcher T-Shirts

Savour right now - this may be the good old days.

'My husband works behind the lens.'

The fleeting moment

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Musical Web

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Later that same day.

The Solution!

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Stick Dreams

"I slept funny!"