Capturer Of Moments T-Shirts

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

Kirsten Johnson

'Are you watching my birdie?!'

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'I am smiling.'

Sitting in a tree

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

A boy with a camera

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Later that same day.

'Let's see those smiles.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"ME!!!"

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

The fleeting moment

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

"Good News! It's today again!"

National Mom Museum

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

'My husband works behind the lens.'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone