Capturer Of Moments Mugs

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

Kirsten Johnson

'Are you watching my birdie?!'

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'I am smiling.'

Sitting in a tree

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

A boy with a camera

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Later that same day.

"ME!!!"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

The fleeting moment

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

"Good News! It's today again!"

'My husband works behind the lens.'

One for the album

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Savour right now - this may be the good old days.

"This counts as one wish, by the way."