Moment Capturer Mugs

"ME!!!"

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

One for the album

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

A boy with a camera

Kirsten Johnson

Social lens of the photojournalist

Later that same day.

The Solution!

Chair massages.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'I am smiling.'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Cricket.

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

The fleeting moment

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

Selfie Culture

"Good News! It's today again!"

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

Life Hourglass

'My husband works behind the lens.'

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."