Moment Capturer Pillows

"ME!!!"

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

One for the album

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

A boy with a camera

Kirsten Johnson

The Solution!

Later that same day.

Social lens of the photojournalist

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'I am smiling.'

Cricket.

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

Selfie Culture

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

The fleeting moment

"Good News! It's today again!"

Life Hourglass

'My husband works behind the lens.'

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'Are you watching my birdie?!'