Senior Moment Capturer Pillows

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Kirsten Johnson

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

A boy with a camera

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

"My memory's not too good these days."

Later that same day.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'I am smiling.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"ME!!!"

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

The Name Brain

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Selfie Culture

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

The fleeting moment

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'