Eternal Moment Capturer Pillows

'I know I can't bring it with me... but how about some snapshots?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Later that same day.

'I am smiling.'

Christmas Tree Lights

"ME!!!"

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Christmas.

The fleeting moment

Selfie Culture

"Good News! It's today again!"

'My husband works behind the lens.'

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

Life Hourglass

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

One for the album