Candid Moment Capturer Pillows

"I'm part of a photo project at school. I'm supposed to take pictures showing my interpretation of life around me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Candor is the Best Policy

Later that same day.

"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."

'I am smiling.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"ME!!!"

'I'm very good at what I do...as long as what I do is being overpaid.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'Hambone, you're fired!' 'It's candid camera isn't it? Where've you hidden the camera?'

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

The fleeting moment

Selfie Culture

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

STRIP Hambone: Computer admitting it's overpriced

The Ocean's Plug

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

'My husband works behind the lens.'

"I was wondering if I could have tomorrow off because you make me sick."