Awkward Moment Capturer Pillows

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Showbiz Awards

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

A boy with a camera

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Speed Dating Disasters

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."