Awkward Moment Explorer Pillows

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Showbiz Awards

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."