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"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

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"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

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"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

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"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Are you blushing?!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

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"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"