Awkward Moment Adventurer Gifts

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

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'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

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"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Speed Dating Disasters

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"