Awkward Moment Navigator Gifts

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"I'm afraid I have very bad news, the conversation between you two died."

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Scarecrow Directions

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Awkward Moments

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"