"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
Awkward Situation Navigators Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a pro at turning awkward situations into moments of levity? Our collection celebrates the art of handling social slip-ups with wit, humor, and a touch of cleverness. Whether it's a quirky mug, a fun t-shirt, or a charming print, these items are perfect for those who embrace life's awkwardness and do so with charm.
"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"
"Cruz? Why are you calling me Baldo's girlfriend? Is there something I should know?"
"Sorry, the 'GSOH' in my add stood for 'Got Syphilis On Holiday'."
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
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Island of Lost Guys.
"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."
'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'
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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."
'I'm tired of all the small talk.'
"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"
'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'
"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."
"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
But enough about me, let's talk about my job.
Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.
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"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."
"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"
"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"
"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"
'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."
"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."
''The birds and the bees'? — Why, son, they're the most dangerous animals known to man!'
Evil Pusskins#3
Awkward Situation Navigators Gifts Collection
Awkward Situation Navigators Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs designed for awkward situation navigators—perfect for starting conversations and mornings with a smile.
Awkward Situation Navigators Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate a knack for navigating social slip-ups—comfortable and humorous home decor.
Awkward Situation Navigators Prints
Brighten any room with prints that honor the art of awkwardness—perfect for adding personality and humor to their space.
Awkward Situation Navigators T-Shirts
Check out our witty T-shirts for those who handle awkward moments with humor—great for casual outings and making a statement.