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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Cruz? Why are you calling me Baldo's girlfriend? Is there something I should know?"

"Sorry, the 'GSOH' in my add stood for 'Got Syphilis On Holiday'."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

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Island of Lost Guys.

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

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"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

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"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'