Awkward Situation Explorer Pillows

'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'

'I have a feelling this is going to be a very eventful day!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'