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'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'

'I have a feelling this is going to be a very eventful day!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

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"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'