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Man in lift thinking 'Please get stuck' as woman thinks 'Please don't get stuck.'

'I heard you were available.'

Phee-ew! Who let out the fear?

"It's Arnold. He didn't want to impose."

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"You and your daft inventions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.