Awkward Situations Enthusiast Gifts

Man in lift thinking 'Please get stuck' as woman thinks 'Please don't get stuck.'

'I heard you were available.'

"It's Arnold. He didn't want to impose."

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"You and your daft inventions."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

Awkward Moments