Awkward Situations Fan Gifts

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

Please observe an awkward silence.

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"It's not what you think."

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'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Shy Man at Party

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.