Awkward Situations Aficionado Gifts

Colin had read that women liked men who asked them questions about themselves.

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

"Hold the elevator!"

'You're asking ME to go out on a date with YOU?!' 'Well, basically, but without the incredulity.'

'Excuse me! My eyes are up here!'

'Would you say you were sexually frustrated at all?'

"I've found it, Fred-'Impotency gone for ever'...."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Bad Interview Technique

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"You and your daft inventions."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

A close encounter of the awkward kind

Spinach Dating.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"But he's no longer with us."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

Lion Toupee

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."