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"Well, that's enough about me, what shall we talk about now?"

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"It's not what you think."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

Awkward Moments

Shy Man at Party

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."