Awkward Situation Enjoyers Pillows

"Well, that's enough about me, what shall we talk about now?"

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"It's not what you think."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

Shy Man at Party

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"