Awkward Situation Enjoyer Pillows

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'This website says that the average human gestation 262 to 270 days which means I was probably conceived on...my mum's birthday...'

"Little help?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"It's not what you think."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'