Awkward Situation Enjoyer Pillows

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'This website says that the average human gestation 262 to 270 days which means I was probably conceived on...my mum's birthday...'

"Little help?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's not what you think."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

Awkward Moments

Shy Man at Party

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."