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Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"It's not what you think."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

Awkward Moments

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."