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Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Bad Interview Technique

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"It's not what you think."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Awkward Moments

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."