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"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."

"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Do you think maybe it's not a good idea to wear a red plaid sports coat to a funeral?' 'It is if it's the only sports coat you've got left that fits. I'll just try to look extra somber.'

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"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"It's not what you think."

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"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

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'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

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'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Gavin was keen to make a good impression on his first day at work.

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."