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"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"It's not what you think."

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"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Never seen a cow before?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

'Your knees are wandering.'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'