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"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"It's not what you think."

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"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'Your knees are wandering.'

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"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"