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"Will you be needing any additional room keys, or are you going to stay in all evening and watch porn?"

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

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"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

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'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'