Awkward Moment Lovers Pillows

'Hi! My name is Lynne, I'll be you're John.'

"I was happy that my girlfriend came to me to ask how to delete a contact from her iPhone. . . until I learned it was my contact that she was deleting."

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You and your daft inventions."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Well this is awkward.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Are you blushing?!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Speed Dating Disasters

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."