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'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

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"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

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Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'